
It was a long weekend during which I racked up a total of 6 miles. Yeah, 6. I tagged along last weekend with the Tulane Cycling team for its first conference road race of the year. It was a learning experience. Normally, when I travel to area races it's all pretty simple. I can procrastinate until about Wednesday evening, then make a hotel reservation at the cheapest place in the correct Zip code, throw stuff in my bag Friday night, and hit the road before sunrise on Saturday. Travelling to a collegiate race with 16 other people proved to be a little more complicated, especially with Mardi Gras smack in the middle of the pre-race planning period. The team was able to secure one 7-person minivan from the university, so we would need to rent another 7-person van and load up Kenny's truck as well. How we were going to squeeze in the seventeen bicycles was just one piece of the puzzle. So first off, nobody wants to put five 2-night hotel stays on his personal credit card, which is apparently what Club Sports expects.

On Wednesday the week prior to the race I found someone who could put it on a Tulane corporate card, but of course the hotel needed a signed credit card authorization form. That was supposed to get faxed to them the Thursday evening before Mardi Gras. When I checked back with the hotel on Monday, it hadn't so I ended holding the rooms on my own credit card since nothing was going to happen until Wednesday because of Mardi Gras. Then there was the rental van. Although I was able to go through Tulane's corporate account with Enterprise, I had to put that on my personal credit card too. Somehwere within the week we had to get three students certified by the university to drive, which entailed an online test and a driving test. The policy is that nobody can drive for more than 250 miles. We were going to Austin, which is an 8-hour drive on a good day. Somehow they got certified (I already had been). The plan was to put a 4-bike hitch rack on Kenny's truck and stash at least eight bikes in his truck and the rest in one of the two vans.

By Friday morning three riders had dropped out of the trip due to school, so we were down to 14. I had picked up the rental van that morning and headed over to the Reily center at noon to meet the other van and Kenny and figure out how to load everything up. Kenny and I were both bringing our bikes in hopes of doing a ride between the road races and the team time trial. We departed about half an hour late, gas card in hand, with eight of the bikes, ten or eleven of the riders, and most of the luggage. The rest of the bikes would leave in the rental van a couple of hours later. We arrived in Austin around eight or nine hours later, with the second van only an hour or so behind (they apparently had fewer culinary entanglements).

Driving to the course Saturday morning the thermometer was reading 31 degrees, but luckily the wind was still light and the sky was clear, so things warmed up nicely. We didn't have any Category A riders on this trip, but the B teams, both men and women, were looking good. As it turned out, we won both the Men's and Women's B road races and took third in the Men's B as well. Things were running late, of course, so Kenny and I were able to get in one whole 6-mile loop before the Team Time Trial where our Men's B team won. The whole time, Kenny's bike was making this
loud clicking sound with every pedal revolution. There had been a couple of crashes in the road race, plus a couple of flats, so some time was spent on repairs. The Men's B team then proceeded to win their team time trial. Afterward there was a lot of negotiation involved in the evening's restaurant choice. The only thing on which there was consensus was that we should try for some authentic Bar-B-Que. Option A turned out to be pretty far away, had a 1-hour wait at 6:30 pm, and didn't take anything but cash, so we headed for Option B which had good reviews. As we drove up what we saw was strange. It looked like a gas station. Indeed, there was a gas station in front, but there was also a traffic jam caused by people looking for places to park. The place turned out to be great.

Sunday morning's criterium, the location of which had been changed on Friday evening, was at a middle school and looked like a pretty nice, but short, course with a little hill on it. Lap times were barely over one minute, which caused havoc in the D race with lapped riders. I had walked over to the finish line before the first race to ask about the points primes that are listed in the collegiate rule book (up to six of them in a Cat. A race). The officials had been hoping to ignore them, so I ended up in charge of judging them. Luckily I had my iPad with SloPro on it, so that came in very handy since I had to judge something like eighteen sprints, four-deep. We won the Cat. B women's criterium, got 4th in the women's C criterium, and I think 3rd in the Men's B criterium. Of course, we haven't seen the official results yet, other than what was written on lined paper at the race. It was actually a fun and successful weekend. A number of our riders were doing their first races and I think everyone had a good time. After more negotiation we finally settled on a Mexican restaurant around mid-afternoon, and then continued the long drive in heavy traffic back East, arriving just before midnight.

But wait. There's more. We were only an hour of so out of Austin when The Wife called. Someone had crashed into the car as she was driving down Carrollton Avenue and the damage was not trivial. There were airbags involved. So Monday morning was spent returning the rental van and then re-renting the same van myself, and of course not riding. When I got up this morning and found the street wet from rain I thought to myself, "There is no way I'm missing another day." I headed out for the levee, caught a train, met up with a smaller than usual group and we headed up the river. Now I was hearing some
damned clicking noise coming from my own bike with each pedal stroke. Bottom bracket? Seatpost? Pedal? As I was contemplating the various possibilities, I heard "Flat!" behind me. I knew it would happen. It always does when the levee bike path is wet. Most went ahead while a couple of us stayed behind. Zack had deep-dish carbon rims but only a short-stem tube. A long-stem tube was not to be had. Luckily, Tom had a little packet of glueless patches, so we finally got going again only to find the rest of the group fixing another flat. We went ahead to get in a few more miles as Donald appeared, finally turning around at the little dip. Then, on the way back we ran into the Tulane group fixing a flat. Again it was a deep-dish wheel and only short stem tubes, and again Tom saved the day with his glueless patches. I need to get me some of those! Anyway, I probably got in ten minutes of decent training time during a 90-minute ride. Oh, and that damned clicking? When I finally got close to home and out of the wind on the quiet neighborhood streets I discovered that it was just the plastic tab on the end of the stretchy cord that holds my rear light onto my seatpost. My leg was hitting it and it was tapping against the post. Sheesh.